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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(vía blahblahblahwhatevs1027)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

wake up America

(Fuente: fyeahmagicschoolbus, vía ibreathethemoon)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(vía ibreathethemoon)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Fuente: verswayze, vía foreverintherainbows)

wadepeter:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not you

(vía foreverintherainbows)

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Fuente: subwaytoken, vía im-unbrokennow)

(Fuente: sebastixnstan, vía fandomoverdose)

bbc merlin fest: day 5

↳ Favorite Knight: Sir Decoy

(vía doctor-inthe-tardis-witha-rose)

imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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(Fuente: earthdad, vía nobody2know)

Doing my hair & make-up

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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(vía nobody2know)

"There is not a damn thing that I do on my own that’s
not for my fans
or for people that have supported me.
So I don’t really care about my agenda,
I wanna be on yours.
 (▰˘◡˘▰) 

(Fuente: colcrissfer, vía overcrissthings)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(vía embrace-the-deception)

hyperionwitch:

twilightsnumberoneassistant:

((*masses button till it breaks*))

dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS

(vía embrace-the-deception)